Dark Arts 101

A friend of mine texted me the other day and he’s asking for some advice. Now, this friend did not ask help for money, family, what to buy or work issues. He is asking for help on how to get another girl.

Now for a little history. This guy is a very loyal boyfriend and has a very promising career. He is a Software Engineer in one of the biggest banks in the country. I helped him get a girlfriend which turned out to be another college friend of ours too and they’re doing pretty good in the past seven years of their relationship. Fast forward to the present and we have his predicament. He wanted to taste another “ulam” because he is getting sick of eating the same dish.

Okay, this isn’t the question I’m expecting from him but still I managed to give him answers.

And for the benefit of other readers, here are a few tips I gave him for starters.

Rule no 1. Social Media

• Facebook, instagram, twitter and other social sites are double edged swords if not used properly. Do not share passwords with your better half if you don’t want to be asked questions you don’t want to answer.
• Privacy settings – they are there for a reason. Use it. Adjust your privacy settings to let people see information that you would like to let them see.
• Incognito – use this mode when using someone else's PC. Come on, it doesn't leave bread crumbs.

Rule no 2. Wingman

• A wingman is someone who backs you up in times of your immediate need. He is the “IT” person if you want to go somewhere you don’t want to be tracked.

Rule no 3. Extra Phone

• Get a cheap phone and Use it for your extracurricular activities. But be warned: handling an extra phone needs some skill; I had this friend that once had an extra phone. He hid it inside the ceiling of their bathroom when someone texted him. The wife entered the bathroom and heard intermittent beeping sounds. What are the takeaways from this event? Never hide your phone in a very quiet place or rather keep the SIM card, Battery and phone in three different locations.
• The phone you will get will belong to no one. If anybody accidentally finds your phone, you will only have one answer: It’s not yours. You will also need your friends to know the same.
• You might want to take advantage of your extra phone’s features such as scheduled texting etc. it might come in handy.

Now don’t you get the wrong message here. I am not promoting infidelity. I asked my friend’s intentions on why he has to do this and for me, his reasons are valid. We are the kind of people who doesn’t judge the person because of things that he would or would not do but rather understand the person on why he has to do such things. He is single and eventually marry so why not take advantage of his bachelorhood and mess around now rather than when he is tied up with someone? I always tell my wife that I did a lot of crazy stuff when I was single or when I was with my past girlfriends but so what? I am married now and the most important thing is that I stay true to my wedding vows no matter what.

So for all those single guys out there, enjoy and have fun! Feel free to message us here and we’ll be more than happy to give you advanced tips.

You read it right. There are more. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us. Like I’ve said,

“We don’t judge, We understand”.

-Sheldon