Battlecry

from hippie to awesome

 Rejoice! for you have been blessed to get to know the core teachings of the “Way of the D.I.M.P. How to get the woman of your dreams, simultaneously”

Now, I know some of you are still reluctant and still has this some kind of a mousy-thing going on inside of you. Don’t fret, let me lead the way. A lot of us got rejected in the past simply because of the fact that we didn’t even try getting what is supposed to be ours. You read it right, it starts within us. We must own what should be ours first in the first place. Own it, even if it’s just an idea yet. You see, not all of us are blessed with the looks, the stash and the brains. Isn’t it all there is to score chicks? Nah, you don’t need those. It’s definitely a plus, but not a requirement.

How come it’s not?

If it’s about the looks, then tell me why Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson?

If it’s about the money, then Mark Zuckerberg (I guess we all know who he is) Donald Trump, and all the billionaires in the world should have all the ladies there is. Definitely they have got money, but how come there’s only one chick in their household? You need proof? Google Bill Gates.

If it’s about the brain, I haven’t got any info that brainiacs like Einstein, Newton and the likes has a bombshell with them. I can only think of one smart-ass ladies-man, and that’s our very own Jose Rizal.

You see, these factors are clichés so to speak. The most important thing that you have to do is to believe in yourself.

Simply said, Confidence.

Instead of sulking at the corner and tell yourself that you’re not good enough, that there’s a better man than you, it’s not going to help so why not look at a different angle?

You’ll never know what’s going to happen. You’ll never know if what you’re going to do is not right. You’ll never know that it could have been you. So have some balls and man up. Show her what you got. Show her you’re the man. Ask for her name, compliment her, and with some luck, you’d be able to date her out the next week.

Dress enough, feel good, know what you are talking about, make her laugh, bring some manners when you’re with her, and that’s it. If she can’t see the greatness in you during your simplest time, she only deserves the tiniest attention you could provide when you’re on top. Hindi lang naman babae and dine-desire, dapat alam mong ikaw din.

In the words of the great Popoy Gonzales: She loved me at my worst, you had me at my best.

Never underestimate the power vested in you as a man. Own the idea, make a move and expect for the worst. Be real and see where you get from there.

If all else fails, you should not.

I have a hot girlfriend, but that doesn’t mean I look good. Like I always say,

“Hindi ako gwapo, Masarap ako.”

-Raj