Vagabond Version 2.0

Cigarettes:        Php70.00

Beer or Liquor: Php180.00

Chips:               Php50.00

Noodles:           Php30.00 (for the after inuman chillout)

Now that is just a simple list of what I spend whenever me and my best buds hang out. Well, of course they would need to chip in to buy additional drinks or cigarette or ice so let's just say that I should have at least Php200.00 in my wallet to spend for my vices. Now that amount will account for nothing if I were to go out and drink let's say in a bar or a pub. I would need at the very least, around Php500.00 and that's only if I'm with my friends and everyone will chip in to pay the bill. Another Php500.00 if I was able to pick up a hot chick at a bar and bring her to a cheap motel. Now, that's just me. I don't know what your vices are, but I'm pretty sure you still need money in order for you to do them, or enjoy them.

So does that mean if you don't have money then you have no right to enjoy your young life? No, of course not! You can still have fun even though you don't have that much money. But of course, beggars can't be choosers. If you don't have money to spend for your vices, then look for a cheaper alternative. 

Or better yet, get a job!

Now here's what grinds my gears.

What's so hard about getting a job? Why do I see guys, bumming around, slacking off, jobless for years, bane of the society and still, have the guts to drink, smoke, score chicks, gamble?

And complain that their life sucks.

If you are in your 20s and you got yourself a girl, and you got vices, and you're jobless for more than a year, then you should just kill yourself. Being part of the male species, we should take pride in our capabilities, our strength, our birth right to being the dominant species, the alpha. And what these fuckers are doing is destroying what we, the good followers of Barney Stinson, help build. Don't get me wrong though, being a bum for a month is okay, maybe even two, but you should have a valid reason as to why it took so long for you to get a job. This is not just a responsibility, it is a MORAL RESPONSIBILITY. 

From the words of the Stiffmeister of the American Pie franchise: Live life, get paid and get laid.

-Leonard